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Church of Mitzi

by Mitzi and the Muffins

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1.
Hey hey, we're the Mitzis Hey hey, we're the Mitzis Hey hey, we're the Mitzis Hey hey, we're the Mitzis So you think you can hang with the Mitzi crew What makes you think we wanna hang with you? Think you can thrash and if you've got spunk We're the greatest SLU band in the history of punk Musically metal, heavy on the treble Drummer boy's drumming like it's fucking heavy metal We can talk about Marx and get real drunk We're the greatest SLU band in the history of punk I'm Mitzi, he's a Mitzi, he's Mitzi too We like to play music with our Milwaukee brews We have our own agenda, forget peace and loving We'd love to be your Mitzis if you'll be our Muffins We are the Mitzis We run on 'Waukees We are the Mitzis We play for 'Waukees If you're looking to shake, you're not alone Praise to Mitzi is carved in stone So you think you can call yourself a muffin Well you're morsels now but nothing from nothing We like to thash, baby we got spunk, We're the greatest SLU band in the history of punk So come show face, swing on through There's a little bit of Mitzi in all of you Come get sweaty, stridently drunk Come see the greatest SLU band in punk We are the Mitzis We run on 'Waukees We are the Mitzis We play for 'Waukees We are the Mitzis We are the Mitzis
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Shitty Bands 03:01
Well I got a hunger for guitars and glam So let's roll around and find somewhere to jam I don't care where it is, I don't care what they're like As long as I am doing something tonight I love seeing shitty bands all the time I wanna see a shitty band tonight I love seeing shitty bands all the time I wanna see a shitty band tonight They're tolerable like cheap lukewarm beer At the end of the night the pit is always clear I might care about the price, I might care about the trek But as long as there is more shit on deck... I love seeing shitty bands all the time I wanna see a shitty band tonight I love seeing shitty bands all the time I wanna see a shitty band tonight At the end of the night I'm feeling alright Their music sucked but hey, the lyrics were tight I don't care if I see them again, I don't care if they're on tour With shitty bands all I want is more, more, more-- I love seeing a shitty bands all the time I wanna see a shitty band tonight I love seeing shitty bands all the time
3.
I used to keep up with all of the trends Pop culture love seemed to have no end But then one day, I woke up, And I had a shitty feeling deep in my gut But then I thought to myself I don't fucking care Those old fucking vultures have picked their fair share I hate my feelings so I never wake up I hat my feelings so I always give up Whatever... I don't wanna party, aren't I a jerk It's not 'cause I'm busy, no I don't have work I guess its because I'm just fucking lame And I don't want to play stupid drinking games I just want to lay in my bed So if you disturb me, I'd better be dead I hate my feelings so I never wake up I hat my feelings so I always give up Whatever... I've never lit my junk on fire The men I look up to I shouldn't admire I've never broken anyone's nose Never found my own psychedelic trove My life's too easy, isn't that rough? I'll spend my whole life trying to act tough I hate my feelings so I never wake up I hat my feelings so I always give up Whatever... I'm tired of all this fruitless dedication I'm tired of living my life on medication I know I'm living just like a fool Slowly wasting away here at this school I just want to lay in my bed So if you disturb me I'd better be dead I hate my feelings so I never wake up I hat my feelings so I always give up hate my feelings so I never wake up I hat my feelings so I always give up Whatever... I hate my feelings I hate them so much I hate my fucking feelings
4.
Dalia never showed me nothing but kindness. She would say I know how sad you get And some days, I still get that way, But it gets better, it gets better, it gets better Sweetie, it gets better, I promise you And she'd tell me Your heart is a muscle the size of your fist, Keep on loving, keep on fighting, and hold on, hold on, Hold on for your life Ian built a cabin in the woods to live in For years, terrifying noises kept him up at night with a twelve gauge under his pillow He’s living in Boston now, going to art school, I forgive him I forgive him, hell, I’ll admit it I’m proud of him Serena’s an architect and a carpenter She’s such a feminist she says she isn’t one Cause Goddamn, my gender shouldn’t matter Her motorcycle glides through the streets of Providence Down to the warehouse district The paint job is as stunning as Her knowledge of medieval building techniques Your heart is a muscle the size of your fist Keep on loving, keep on fighting, and hold on, and hold on Hold on for your life This one goes out to Georgios, he knows how to dance Abby Banks, your book is beautiful Fuck anyone who says otherwise Scott, I love you and you make me glad to be alive I promise that I’m gonna pay you back You always know how funny everything is, even when I’m so serious It’s gonna be the death of me. Like the time That our friend Chuck came over to our house He said he needed somebody to take care of his pets Cause he was going out of town I asked him where and he said New Mexico I asked if I could get a ride He said no, you don’t want to follow me Where it is I’m going He backed out of the drive way That was the last time we saw him Cause he drove straight to his parent’s cabin And put a bullet in his head Your heart is a muscle the size of your fist Keep on loving, keep on fighting, and hold on, and hold on Hold on for your life Your heart is a muscle the size of your fist Keep on loving, keep on fighting, and hold on, and hold on Hold on for your life Your heart is a muscle the size of your fist Keep on loving, keep on fighting, and hold on, and hold on Hold on for your life
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Rust belt, that's where I live Rust belt, I got no shits to give Rust belt blues, around my neck Rust belt blues I got a rust belt momma, she's thick as a tree Rust belt momma, sitting here on my knee Rust belt momma, never satisfies me Rust belt momma Hear my frustration See my dissipation A private hell is waiting From total oxidation I'm a rust belt loser, got no place to work Rust belt loser, just pants and a shirt Rust belt loser, driven into the dirt Rust belt loser Hear my frustration See my dissipation A private hell is waiting From total oxidation I was born in the rust belt He's got the belt blues I was born in the rust belt He's got the belt blues I was born in the rust belt He's got the belt blues I was born in the rust belt He's got the belt blues Hear my frustration See my dissipation A private hell is waiting From total oxidation Hear my frustration See my dissipation A private hell is waiting From total oxidation
6.
When you get home from a day of work And you're looking for something to quench your thirst You've earned yourself a cold beer in hand So grab yourself a red and white can Of Old Milwaukee Unparalleled refreshing taste Never fails to bring a smile to my face The perfect beer for day or night You can bet your ass it's beer built right That's Old Milwaukee You can bet my daddy raised me right Cause he steered my clear of Natty Light There's only one beer that I'm talkin' You can bet your ass it's Old Milwaukee Beer built right, it's Old Milwaukee Beer built right, it's Old Milwaukee Beer built right, it's Old Milwaukee Beer built right, it's Old Milwaukee Beer built right, it's Old Milwaukee Beer built right, it's Old Milwaukee Beer built right, it's Old Milwaukee Beer built right, it's Old Milwaukee
7.
Wanna go outside? The bands not playing anymore... The alley is the scene Smokey air is so serene I don't normally smoke I swear Although on the other hand... I normally would stop and think But with each and every passing drink... I wanna bum a drunk cigarette, a drunk cigarette with you. I wanna bum a drunk cigarette, a drunk cigarette with you Haven't lost my sense of self I normally do care about my health But I need something to relax my nerves Split a butt and share some words, Shoot the shit, unlay a load Hey man, can I bum a boge? I wanna bum a drunk cigarette, a drunk cigarette with you. I wanna bum a drunk cigarette, a drunk cigarette with you I wanna bum a drunk cigarette, a drunk cigarette with you. I wanna bum a drunk cigarette, a drunk cigarette with you
8.
I been watching, some say stalking you I think it's time that we started talking But talking's cheap and I am too And I wanna do more than talk to you You look sad girl Are you a bad girl? Oh please don't make me mad, girl Just come on over I might bite And do bad things with you all night because I am a girlfriend I am a girlfriend I am a girlfriend I am a girlfriend And here you are my little pet I wrap a chain around your neck And hold you down and make you sweat And teach you how to beg for it But don't speak, girl Not a peep, girl Oh don't you look so sweet, girl It puts the lotion on its skin Or else it gets the hose again because I am a girlfriend I am a girlfriend I am a girlfriend I am a girlfriend I am a girlfriend I am a girlfriend I am a girlfriend I am a girlfriend I am a girlfriend I am a girlfriend I am a girlfriend I am a girlfriend
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When I'm where I belong I don't lock my doors I don't leave a note when I'm at the store I know all the faces that I walk by, I'll be thirsting soon, conversations run dry. I'm not quite lost but I'm insecure Not quite lost but I'm insecure Not quite lost but I'm insecure Oh no... And after all these years and thought congestion, I told the story but I'll omit the lesson Should I be in the trees sniffing coke, smoking grass? Or should I walk down the street with an eye on the past? I'm not quite lost but I'm insecure Not quite lost but I'm insecure Not quite lost but I'm insecure Oh no... It's time to go where the honey drips low Where the rent's in my pocket and there's some left to show Broken glass on my steps, but I'm not one to mind I don't dwell on the lost when there's time to unwind I'm not quite lost but I'm insecure Not quite lost but I'm insecure Not quite lost but I'm insecure Oh no... Not quite lost but I'm insecure Not quite lost but I'm insecure Not quite lost but I'm insecure Not quite lost but I'm insecure Oh no!
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Mitzi and the Muffins' second album, uploaded here for your listening pleasure. Treat your eardrums to ten tasty tracks, then treat your tastebuds to an ice-cold can of Old Milwaukee.

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released May 7, 2018

Will Havens: uke, vocals
Charlie Finn: guitar, vocals
Bjarne Nielsen: drums, vocals

Recorded and mixed by Bjarne Nielsen at the Java Barn in Canton, NY, 2018.

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Mitzi and the Muffins Canton, New York

garage rock trio just trying to make people move

we run on 'waukees

music brought to you by Will, Bjarne, and Chaz

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